Hi! SO pre-order for my book is now open. Woah. Woah. What.
t’s 24 pages of full color illustrations with 4 pages of extra materials, printed on 80lb double gloss paper (aka shiny and heavy I have no comprehension of paper weight) with a 65lb linen cover (look at all of those waffle-y imprints how fancy).
The price of the book is $8 not including shipping. You can either purchase it via this form or on my Etsy. THOUGH if you want to pick it up at a con instead of having me ship it to you please choose the form method!!
FUCK WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING THIS. This is running on til May 4th!!
OTHER QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS
Q: WHAT IF WE WANT TO COSPLAY YOUR DESIGNS BUT WE DON’T HAVE CASH/DON’T WANNA BUY YOUR DUMB BOOK? A: Beside for the elves, Gandalf and Smaug all of the dwarves plus Bilbo are on my tumblr (break downs included) for free :) Q: What does the title mean? A: It’s the Neo-Khuzdul word for “clothing” in the feminine plural form. More or less “fashion” because I’m really uncreative Q: HAHA NERD A: NOBODY ASKED YOU FOR YOUR OPINIONS, BLUE.
Anyway this is getting really long. But I HOPE that you guys will find the book cool/useful or whatever lmfao. ALSO ALSO the first 5 people to order will receive this charm along with their book. Hohoho.
all this talk about rule 63 and fem!bilbo and cute dresses/loli things reaaaally makes me crave a 下妻物語/Kamikaze Girls hobbit crossover AU. Because not only would there be girls and flouncy dresses but they’d also be covered in gore and Bilbo would be beating up trolls with a baseball bat and wouldn’t THAT be totally in character
I mean helloooo, this scene alone screams azog showdown also ichiko = almost thorin yes or yes
I have never swung a baseball bat while wearing a petticoat but ngl I kinda want to try that now
SO THIS IS MY BOOK THAT I’VE BEEN WORKING ON. It’s 24 pages in full color jammed full with my designs for The Hobbit * O * Each dwarf got their own page with outfit break downs(down to their fucking crazy patterns UGH OMG). Also included are 4 new pages of new materials of non-dwarven characters that I’ve drawn designs for. I hope you guys will like it as much as I’ve enjoyed working on it hehe.